Sunday, December 11, 2011

Feet - Why do you have to be different sizes?

Dear Right Foot,

I actually own a pair of these exact shoes.
Yes you.  The one with the toes at the bottom of my ankle.

Yeah you!

We have a bit of a problem.  See, you're always bitching because you get blisters and you're uncomfortable in some of my shoes.

Well here's the issue.  You're just a tad bigger.

I like pretty shoes.  I can't always wear slippers or comfy flats so you're just going to have to suck it up and deal.  

Cheers,

Ash

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